Rozluźnienie i spinanie posladów 3.0

GraveDigger · Post autor: **GraveDigger** » 28 lip 2009, o 16:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd41vu6AzwA

jesli bylo to sorry ale musialem to wstawic:D

Jasiuuu · Post autor: **Jasiuuu** » 28 lip 2009, o 16:47

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9DiKaBR8BY

szczurek · Post autor: **szczurek** » 28 lip 2009, o 18:55

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8chhTSH ... re=related

quidamcorvus · Post autor: **quidamcorvus** » 31 lip 2009, o 01:35

- Podobno Spielberg szuka aktorów do ekranizacji Pacmana. Preferowane będą osoby z okrągłą twarzą i zaostrzonymi zębami.

- Główną rolę zagra Przemysław Gosiewski. To sprawa na 100% pewna.

- Popieram. A kto zagra 4 duszki czy ile ich tam było?

- Podobno juz w tej roli obsadzili Tuska. Jego wilcze oczy zrobiły takie wrażenie, że odwołali od razu casting.

Qbas · Post autor: **Qbas** » 31 lip 2009, o 11:02

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PlJEeiovtw

Idealny prezent na urodziny, gwiazdkę, rocznicę ślubu

Lasti · Post autor: **Lasti** » 31 lip 2009, o 20:23

http://www.maxior.pl/film/131754/Pies_vs_laser

Uśmiałem się przy tym niemiłosiernie

Arecki · Post autor: **Arecki** » 31 lip 2009, o 22:18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgLEliDPSkE

powrót konia zwanego nosorożcem, z serii ''jestem koniem i nie mogę Ci pomóc'' ^^

Kacper · Post autor: **Kacper** » 1 sie 2009, o 02:07

Złota dziewczyna

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6leuBU6ZoY

Bo ona robi loda mu, bo umi.
Robi loda mu, bo lubi to.
Robi loda mu. Jakie to piękne jest,
Że ona robi loda mu, bo umi.
Robi loda mu, bo lubi to.
Robi loda mu, a w okół kwitną bzy.

Tutajec · Post autor: **Tutajec** » 4 sie 2009, o 08:04

już wiem czemu kalesoner zmienił ksywke

http://demotywatory.pl/57660/M-jak-Mdlosci

szczurek · Post autor: **szczurek** » 6 sie 2009, o 03:57

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p2MAdD6 ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dg6jGrBswU

1:17 - 1:37

5:50 do końca

Arghal · Post autor: **Arghal** » 6 sie 2009, o 10:30

Tępota ludzi nie zna granic...

Rapta · Post autor: **Rapta** » 7 sie 2009, o 07:12

dla fanow top gear i nie tylko:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMuO-8S_0Wg

Celedor · Post autor: **Celedor** » 7 sie 2009, o 23:51

Moze bylo moze nie, ale wrzuce, bo smieszne...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quqJj7PtKXI

I druga czesc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-CcWLf6 ... re=related

Rapta · Post autor: **Rapta** » 8 sie 2009, o 11:41

Teraz bedzie mocne. Panienka, ktora tanczy lepiej niz caly you can dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljzpaeqnEKE

Rapta · Post autor: **Rapta** » 8 sie 2009, o 18:54

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour

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Q:Does it ever get windy inAustralia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).

A:We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

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Q:Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)

A:Depends how much you've been drinking.

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Q:I want to walk fromPerthtoSydney- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)

A:Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

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Q:Are there any ATMs (cash machines) inAustralia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane ,Cairns,Townsville and HerveyBay ? (UK)

A:What did your last slave die of?

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Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing inAustralia? (USA)

A:A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south ofEurope.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
.... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

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Q:Which direction is North inAustralia? (USA)

A:Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

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Q:Can I bring cutlery intoAustralia? (UK)

A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

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Q:Can you send me theViennaBoys' Choir schedule? (USA)

A:Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is .....
oh forget it. Sure, theViennaBoys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

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Q:Can I wear high heels inAustralia? (UK)

A:You are a British politician, right?

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Q:Are there supermarkets inSydneyand is milk available all year round? (Germany)

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.

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Q:Please send a list of all doctors inAustraliawho can Dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

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Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

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Q:I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it inAustralia? (USA)

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

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Q:Can you tell me the regions inTasmaniawhere the female population is smaller than the male popula tion? (Italy)

A: Yes, gay night clubs

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Q:Do you celebrate Christmas inAustralia? (France)

A: Only at Christmas.

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Q:I was inAustraliain 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? (USA)

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour..

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Q:Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

ANtY · Post autor: **ANtY** » 8 sie 2009, o 21:07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDDKEt4hHK4

Po obejrzeniu tego stwierdzam, ze Matka Ryba jest nam nieprzychylna jesli na cos takiego pozwala.

ANtY · Post autor: **ANtY** » 8 sie 2009, o 22:12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XnOIR7VkVw

Lunn · Post autor: **Lunn** » 8 sie 2009, o 23:07

ANtY pisze:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDDKEt4hHK4

Po obejrzeniu tego stwierdzam, ze Matka Ryba jest nam nieprzychylna jesli na cos takiego pozwala.

niezle cziksy na tym teledysku, kupie jego plyte jak tylko wyjdzie

Post autor: **Dyd** » 9 sie 2009, o 09:54

Q:Which direction is North inAustralia? (USA)

lol

Celedor · Post autor: **Celedor** » 9 sie 2009, o 22:49

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0

Niby ślub i wszystko, ale kurna od lipca tyle wyświetleń...

Rozluźnienie i spinanie posladów 3.0

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